The affluent Mrs. Potatohead was talking to her son one evening, “Spuddy, what do you want to be when you grow up?” He replied, “I want to do what Howard Cosell does, you know Mama – tell everyone about the game.” Upon hearing this, Mrs. Potatohead erupted into hysterics. “NO, NO, NOOOOO! Oh… say it … More Commentators and other known liars